tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5475261130283859892011-11-27T16:09:43.081-08:00A compilation of text messages received from Pareng Edwin, the superhero of text message forwarding...Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.comBlogger671100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-76192428771812658012006-11-09T21:16:00.000-08:002006-11-09T21:18:43.046-08:00ANAK: nay! uminom po ako<br />ng baygon!<br />INAY: bkt mgsusuicide ka?!<br /><br />ANAK: di po! nkalunOk ks ako<br />ng buhay n ipis.<br />INAY: tanga! iinom k ng gamOt<br />e ndi k p nagla2unch!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-7619242877181265801?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-3119392770443724442006-11-09T21:15:00.000-08:002006-11-09T21:16:40.706-08:00"Ayoko na! Bakit kapag<br />nagmamahal ako nagagalit<br />sila?"<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />-gasolina<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-311939277044372444?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-27368952980727764532006-11-09T21:13:00.000-08:002006-11-09T21:15:42.245-08:0097% of txtrs woNt seNd this!<br /><br /><br />"when Jesus died on the<br />cross HE was thinking of u!"<br /><br /><br />if u are one of the 3% hu<br />wiLL stand up 4 him 4ward it<br />as maNy as u caN.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-2736895298072776453?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-56222189242756675272006-11-09T21:11:00.000-08:002006-11-09T21:12:48.860-08:00What do u do wen u see an<br />extremely cute person?...<br />Me,i stare at dat person en<br />smile,but when i get tired,i<br />put d mirror dOwn..hehehe!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-5622218924275667527?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-89412511438146876132006-11-09T21:07:00.000-08:002006-11-09T21:10:54.863-08:00MARE1:<br />pano mo nga2wang<br />npapauwi ng maaga asawa<br />mo?<br /><br /><br />MARE2:<br />tntxt ko sya.. :<br /><br /><br /><br />'SEX WILL DEFINITELY START<br />AT<br />8 O'CLOCK..<br />WITH<br />OR<br />WITHOUT<br />YOU!" ;-)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-8941251143814687613?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-1037231797429752052006-11-09T21:06:00.000-08:002006-11-09T21:07:21.110-08:00Ano ang tawag s nkktakot na<br />ari ng babae?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />ISPUKI!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-103723179742975205?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-84618718659005954442006-11-09T21:03:00.000-08:002006-11-09T21:06:07.139-08:00problemado<br />ka?<br /><br /><br />at wlang<br />pera?<br /><br /><br />e2 ang<br />sgot jan<br /><br /><br />just txt..<br /><br /><br />NANAY<space><br />PENGE<space>PERA<br /><br /><br />at isend s number nya<br /><br /><br />ang dali db?! =555<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-8461871865900595444?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-75569162244465136462006-11-09T21:01:00.000-08:002006-11-09T21:02:54.637-08:00THE EYES<br />are d organs 4<br />seein.<br /><br />THE EARS<br />are d organs 4<br />hearin.<br /><br />THE TONGUE<br />is d organ 4<br />tastin someone<br />else's organ.<br />hahaha!;)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-7556916224446513646?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-76559226871580345762006-11-09T20:57:00.000-08:002006-11-09T21:00:46.963-08:00INTERVIEWER to APPLICANT:<br />Miss, bakit MWF ang sagot<br />mo sa bio data mo sa SEX?<br /><br />APPLICANT: Sir, sa totoo<br />lang, pwede po ako araw<br />araw, nahihiya lang ako<br />magsabi!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-7655922687158034576?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-10232126024325579552006-11-09T20:56:00.000-08:002006-11-09T20:57:45.474-08:00sa 1 ospital...<br /><br /><br />LOLA:(may cancer) dok,<br />anong gagawin ninyo sa<br />akin?<br /><br />DOK: che-chemo lola.<br /><br />LOLA: titi morin! Bastos ka!<br />Walang modo!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-1023212602432557955?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-27627627695704301642006-11-09T20:54:00.000-08:002006-11-09T20:55:44.364-08:00"Hindi<br />lahat ng<br />bubuyog<br />kulay itim!"<br /><br /><br /><br />-Jollibee<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-2762762769570430164?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-75722479989583428522006-11-09T20:52:00.000-08:002006-11-09T20:54:09.176-08:00Man entered Malacanang &amp;<br />shouted 'magnanakaw si<br />Gloria!' He was sentenced to<br />2years for oral defamation<br />and 20yrs for revealing a<br />state secret!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-7572247998958342852?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-45134924618004083892006-11-09T20:48:00.000-08:002006-11-09T20:50:57.522-08:00CHRiSTMaS<br />is N d air!<br />i wud<br />Lyk 2<br />4maLy<br />anNoUncE<br />dt im aLrEAdy<br />aCcpTngGiFTS<br />&amp;<br />CAsH<br />av0id hOLidAy rUsh!<br />sEnd it nOw!<br />sHaReloAds<br />r aLso aCceptd..hehehe!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-4513492461800408389?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-2001774429033522662006-11-09T20:43:00.000-08:002006-11-09T20:47:28.636-08:00BOY1:ngaalala q s kpad q.<br />BOY2:bkit?<br /><br />BOY1:lgi nya kc knkausp srili<br />nya dti.Pro ngyn d n.<br />BOY2:d mgling n sya.Bt d n<br />nya knkausp srili nya?<br /><br />BOY1:mgkglit dw sila e.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-200177442903352266?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-2820952016441650932006-11-09T20:38:00.000-08:002006-11-09T20:41:02.700-08:00It'z a<br />brnd<br />new<br />day,<br />Open ur<br /><br />eyes & see.<br /><br />Open ur<br /><br />ears & hear<br /><br />Open ur<br /><br />heart & feel<br /><br />But dnt<br />open<br />ur<br />mouth,<br />PATAY TAU<br />DYAN!<br />Mum0g k muna!<br />gndnag umaga...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-282095201644165093?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-79595037722416258602006-11-09T20:33:00.000-08:002006-11-09T20:38:27.499-08:00SA IMPYERNO<br /><br /><br />SATANAS: pppiliin kta ng gs2<br />mong parusa k0 syp!mamili<br />ka sa 3 kwar2 ng kparusahn!<br /><br />binuksan 1st rum:<br />1 man nkkdena hbng unti<br />unting inilubog s dgat ng<br />apoy<br /><br />LALAKE: yoko jn!<br /><br />2nd rum:<br />1man nkkdena hbNG nlalatigo<br /><br />LALAKE: y0k0 dn jn!<br /><br />3rd rum:<br />1 old man nkkdena hbng bni-<br />BJ ng 1 sexy bebot<br /><br />LALAKE: jan! jan ako dapat!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />SATANAS:<br />kinalAbit c sexy, "my kpalit<br />ka na!" =)0<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-7959503772241625860?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-62240515846675157492006-11-09T20:31:00.000-08:002006-11-09T20:33:19.874-08:00Wondrful THINGS r carefuly<br />created by GOD! Wondrful<br />MOMENTS r carefuly planned<br />by GOD! Wondrful PERSONS<br />like U r carefuly chosen &amp;<br />blessed by GOD.. , Gud am!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-6224051584667515749?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-18356318635056287142006-11-09T20:28:00.000-08:002006-11-09T20:31:11.984-08:00Mga anak (3plets na lalake):<br />Tay! Bili mo kmi tg-iisng baril!<br /><br />Itay: Wow! pglaki nyo plagay k<br />sundalo kyo.<br /><br />(pgkabigay ng baril)<br /><br />Anak: Get redi girls.<br />Charlie's calling!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-1835631863505628714?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-36420197963119745942006-11-09T20:26:00.000-08:002006-11-09T20:28:29.042-08:00in heLL..<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />eks hel..<br /><br />inhel, eks hel!<br /><br />IKSIRSAYS na!<br />hahahaha!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-3642019796311974594?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-81490955008449944112006-11-09T20:18:00.000-08:002006-11-09T20:23:04.610-08:00<span style="font-family:webdings;">k k k k k </span><span >-these</span><br />are MONEY Bees.. Pass them<br />to 6 good people &amp; be rich<br />in 4 Days. I am not joking.if<br />u delete u woll beg. trust<br />me..(just try)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-8149095500844994411?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-54976992209329859782006-11-09T20:15:00.000-08:002006-11-09T20:18:06.607-08:00Some girls beg & some girls<br />borrow.<br />Some girls lead &amp; some firls<br />follow.<br />Some bring joy & some<br />bring sorrow.<br />But d best girls daw are<br />those who suck &amp; swallow!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-5497699220932985978?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-87288856360306382692006-11-09T20:13:00.000-08:002006-11-09T20:15:09.444-08:00Hay! Buhay,<br /><br />pg BATA kpa<br />ROSE GARDEN<br /><br />pg teenager k<br />METEOR GARDEN<br /><br />pg mddleage n<br />BEER GARDEN<br /><br />pg dtng OLD<br />age "MEMORIAL GARDEN"-<br />hapi all saints/souls day!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-8728885636030638269?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-22617064499069844202006-11-09T20:11:00.000-08:002006-11-09T20:12:50.033-08:00BALIW: dok,mlungkot d2 s<br />mental kya naisipan kong<br />sulatan and aking srili...<br /><br />DUKTOR: ano nman ang<br />laman ng sulat mo?<br /><br />BALIW: aba, ewan ko,next<br />week ko pa mttngap.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-2261706449906984420?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-21853271527170610202006-11-09T20:06:00.001-08:002006-11-09T20:08:35.431-08:00MR: malamg na<br />snangag,<br />matabang na<br />kape,maalat na<br />sabaw,. paan0 k<br />gaganahan<br />nyan?..<br /><br />MRS: h0y,s0bra<br />k na.. nagrkLam0<br />ba q kgabi kht<br />MAASIM ANG<br />iTLOG MO!?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-2185327152717061020?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-42945211407848482702006-11-09T20:03:00.000-08:002006-11-09T20:05:51.639-08:00TEACHER: class,may name is<br />MS. PRUKE! w/ R! Ang<br />mkalimot pipingutin ko!<br /><br />knbukasan..<br /><br />TEACHER:Pedro,wats my<br />name?<br /><br />PEDRO:Alam ko un.<br />w/ R un.<br />m'am,<br />MS. PREKPREK!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-4294521140784848270?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-59519504001478370282006-11-09T20:01:00.000-08:002006-11-09T20:03:02.490-08:00A gay in the army came late<br />for PE. The men ahead of<br />him were all naked ready<br />for inspection. He looked &<br />shouted,<br /><br />"Dios ko mabuwang ako! EAT ALL U<br />CAN! ahahay!!!"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-5951950400147837028?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-59577254405235356952006-11-09T19:59:00.000-08:002006-11-09T20:01:19.515-08:00GUY1: Lam m0, last month<br />isinama ko firlfrnd ko sa<br />bahay ng lolo kong<br />milyonaryo..<br /><br />GUY2: -h, bkit malungkot<br />ka? Anong nangyari?<br /><br />GUY1:Ayun, lola ko na sya<br />ngy0n!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-5957725440523535695?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-36072532050970069812006-11-09T19:57:00.000-08:002006-11-09T19:59:11.527-08:00CORPORATE CODES<br />FOR D OFICE GIRL:<br />VP-virgin pa.<br />SVP-sana virgin pa.<br />FVP-feeling virgin pa.<br />EVP-ewan kung virgin pa.<br />CEO-certified expert in<br />oral sex.<br />CFO-Clearly Fucked<br />0vernight.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-3607253205097006981?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-21514242428177852842006-11-09T19:54:00.000-08:002006-11-09T19:56:46.643-08:00TEACHER:"Juanito, why do u<br />rub oil on your head<br />whenever I'm teaching?<br /><br />JUANITO:"Kasi m'am, I heard<br />my mom telling my dad to<br />rub oil in d HEAD pag ayaw<br />pumasok!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-2151424242817785284?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-70295993750690578472006-11-09T19:51:00.000-08:002006-11-09T19:53:59.769-08:00Teacher: anu sa inglis ang<br />bulak, bong?<br /><br />BONG: Ma'am, cotton.<br /><br />Teacher: gud, anu sa inglis<br />ang bulaklak, lito?<br /><br />LITO: ma'am, cotonton!<br />c".)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-7029599375069057847?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-90872027758226739342006-11-09T19:49:00.000-08:002006-11-09T19:51:43.003-08:00Anong sabi ng SIPON sa<br />KULANGOT?<br />"Manigas ka jan!"<br /><br />E,anong sabi ng UTOT sa<br />TAE?<br />"Mauna na ako syo ha?"<br /><br />E, ang TAE sa<br />TAE?<br />"Tang-ina, wlang<br />TULAKAN... pila-pila<br />lang!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-9087202775822673934?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-45561056823083883282006-11-09T19:47:00.000-08:002006-11-09T19:48:47.911-08:00kng cno man kaung mahilig<br />mgpadala ng mga chain msgs<br />na walang kwenta,tgilan nyo<br />na ako!!! Punong-puno na ako!!!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Pls. pAss dis to 10 persons &amp;<br />mke a wish.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-4556105682308388328?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-29926138780788623002006-11-09T19:44:00.000-08:002006-11-09T19:46:17.413-08:00Inspiring quote of d day:<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />"Tinatamad na akong<br />maging tamad."<br /><br />GOOD MORNING NA LANG!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-2992613878078862300?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-53218099639903368972006-11-09T19:42:00.000-08:002006-11-09T19:44:06.394-08:00A Lawyer examining a<br />witness on a car accident.<br /><br />LAWYER: where were u<br />sitting when the impact<br />came?<br />INTERPRETER: saan ka<br />nakaupo ng dumating<br />ang IMPAKTO?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-5321809963990336897?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-51985739598982853342006-11-09T19:37:00.000-08:002006-11-09T19:41:27.564-08:00Ang buhay<br />ay parang<br />"holiday"<br /><br />pAg mAsAya k<br />"Pasko"<br /><br />pAg<br />ngdaDAlAmhaAti k<br />"Holy Week"<br /><br />pAg<br />umiibig k<br />"Valentines Day"<br /><br />Tumingin k lng s<br />salamin,<br />"halloween" na!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-5198573959898285334?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-1274882329212495462006-11-08T19:33:00.000-08:002006-11-08T19:41:59.416-08:00NARS: Doc, bat tinanggihan<br />nyo yung pasyente?<br />DR: Alin, yung bakla?<br /><br />NARS: Opo. Baka sabihin namimili<br />tayo, porke't bading sya.<br />DR: Ano naman raraspahin ko<br />sa kanya?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-127488232921249546?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-61698116569191465162006-11-08T19:26:00.000-08:002006-11-08T19:32:18.418-08:00MRS: Ano ba? 2 days na<br />tayong kasal, la pa rin<br />MR: Kc pagod ako.<br /><br />MRS:Cge ka,pag ayaw mo,<br />maghahanap ako ng iiyot s<br />kin<br />MR:Cge,gwin mo dlawa,tig<br />isa tyo..<br />ahahay!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-6169811656919146516?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-23949157445973850722006-11-08T19:21:00.000-08:002006-11-08T19:25:01.194-08:00Always<br />seek<br />the 3 S's:<br />Silence<br />of the<br />mind;<br /><br />Serenity<br />of the<br />spirit;<br /><br />for these are<br />the keys<br />to a<br />happy LIFE... :)<br />gud m0wn!ng:-)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-2394915744597385072?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-61370080999596420572006-11-08T19:15:00.000-08:002006-11-08T19:17:52.452-08:00Teacher asked:<br />"Which part of the body goes<br />to heaven 1st?"<br /><br />A kid replied:<br />"FEET, coz every night I see<br />mom,her feet up high &<br />screaming:<br />"Oh God, I'm coming!" :)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-6137008099959642057?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-36438370790628951732006-11-08T19:13:00.000-08:002006-11-08T19:15:22.265-08:00Boy1: Bkt mo ako sinuntok?<br />Boy2: Tinawag mo ako<br />hippopotamus!<br /><br />Boy1: Last year pa yon<br />tarantado!<br />Boy2: E kanina ko lang<br />nakita picture ng<br />hippopotamus tanga!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-3643837079062895173?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-36252073339579152082006-11-08T19:10:00.000-08:002006-11-08T19:11:15.723-08:00S tuwing tntxt mo ako..<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Natatanggap ko naman.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-3625207333957915208?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-16803864422041865452006-11-08T19:05:00.000-08:002006-11-08T19:08:40.238-08:00G0dm Gv me<br />a Gft..<br /><br /><br />wrapd n GLitterinG<br />G0Ld..<br /><br /><br />mch t0 my<br />surprse<br />wn i opend it..<br /><br /><br />i f0und u!..<br /><br /><br />sbi k0..<br />'c G0d tLGa..<br />Nxt wk pa holoween<br /><br /><br />nanank0t na!:-)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-1680386442204186545?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-84016724574264128982006-11-08T19:01:00.000-08:002006-11-08T19:04:07.260-08:00Frequent sex makes people<br />smart. 0rgasm stimulates &<br />rejuvinates brain cells<br />making the person very<br />intelligent. Gud pm, genius!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-8401672457426412898?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-55426695443806815802006-11-08T18:50:00.000-08:002006-11-08T18:52:19.109-08:00PATIENT: Doc I regularly<br />move my bowel every<br />morning at 7!<br /><br />DOC: Whats wrong with that?<br /><br />PATIENT:Kc I wake up at 8am!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-5542669544380681580?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-81173102103293327352006-11-08T18:45:00.000-08:002006-11-08T19:12:33.206-08:00Rest<br />ka ng<br />maaga<br />dahil pagsapit ng dilim ay<br />babangon ang<br />mga...<br /><br /> ,(')<br /> / /<br />( )) TIGASIN! Awoooh!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-8117310210329332735?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-79034639985281158602006-11-08T18:40:00.000-08:002006-11-08T18:44:20.485-08:00hEaLtH adVis0rY:<br />aNg kapE aY pMpNeRbY0s,<br />sMnTLnG aNg gaTaS aY<br />pMpaLaKaS. kYa hUwaG<br />uMin0m nG KaPeNg mY<br />gaTas dHL it0'y pmPaLaKaS<br />nG nErbYoS... Concernd lng<br />po!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-7903463998528115860?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-68536335120402218992006-11-08T18:34:00.000-08:002006-11-08T18:36:16.751-08:00MAN: Can I buy you a drink?<br />WOMAN: no thank you. I<br />discovered alcohol is bad<br />for my legs.<br /><br />MAN: SorRY to heat thAt,do<br />they swell?<br />WOMAN: No,they just<br />SPREAD! :-)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-6853633512040221899?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-67471372817593378682006-11-08T18:31:00.000-08:002006-11-08T18:33:18.804-08:00Erap at Starbuck's Cafe!<br />ERAP:Waiter ,isang kape nga.<br />WAITER:Sir ,decaf ho ba?<br />ERAP:Siempre! bobo! Putang<br />ina lahat ng kape de cup!<br />Bakit may nakaplato ba?!<br />Tanga!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-6747137281759337868?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-49041501028049824842006-11-08T18:28:00.000-08:002006-11-08T18:31:18.705-08:002 men, dringking:<br /><br /><br />MAN1: Pre, bkit hanggang<br />ngyon, wla kapa ring jowa?<br />tngnan m ko, nkakailan na.<br />wla k bang ntitipuhan?<br /><br /><br /><br />MAN2:(blushed)<br />Meron. Manhid k lng kc. :)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-4904150102804982484?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-82507146546057640592006-11-08T18:26:00.000-08:002006-11-08T18:28:39.925-08:002 probnxano<br />sumakay sa elevator,<br />BERTO: Mgkano<br />ibbayad ntn?<br />RICARDO: Tanng! Bobo! Eng-<br />Eng! ignorante!<br />Bugok! istupido!<br />Bkt ka<br />mgbbayad eh<br />wla pa ung<br />KUNDUKTOR!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-8250714654605764059?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-91195774446950147762006-11-08T18:21:00.000-08:002006-11-08T18:39:52.173-08:00' ' ' ' ' ' '<br />' '<br /> ' '<br /> ' '<br /> ' '<br /> ' '<br /> ' '<br /> +<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />MATUNAW KA HALIMAW!!! =)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-9119577444695014776?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-2290201403051084792006-11-08T18:16:00.000-08:002006-11-08T18:20:29.482-08:00ANAK: tay sbi Teacher nmin sa values ikaw ang HALIGI sa pmilya. C nanay anu xa tay?<br />TATAY: anak sbihn mo sa Teacher s NANAY ang NAGPAPATIGAS SA HALIGI NI TATAY! :-)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-229020140305108479?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-64736371786362714682006-11-08T18:10:00.000-08:002006-11-08T18:16:04.194-08:00What's common between<br />the sun & a panty?<br /><br /><br />1. both make men feel hot.<br />2. both look better while going down.<br />3. both disappear at night.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-6473637178636271468?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-15700987614718547902006-11-08T18:05:00.000-08:002006-11-08T18:09:31.111-08:00_Do u hav d<br />luks? ..<br /><br /><br /><br />Do u hav d<br />charm? ..<br /><br /><br /><br />Let us see..<br /><br /><br /><br />If u hav wt it<br />takes..<br /><br /><br /><br />2 b d 1st..<br /><br /><br /><br />"Mr.&Ms. Undas"<br />2006<br /><br /><br />sali ka na bilis!_<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-1570098761471854790?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-16746912811389468332006-11-08T18:04:00.000-08:002006-11-08T18:05:05.005-08:00Nainis<br />din<br />ako<br />nung<br />nabasa<br />ko<br />2...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-1674691281138946833?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-41190464247528006952006-11-08T18:00:00.000-08:002006-11-08T18:02:56.154-08:00Stars+moon<br />=romantic nyts<br /><br /><br />Brids+sky<br />=luvly day<br /><br /><br />Forest+animals<br />=byutiful world<br /><br /><br />u +ur smile<br /><br /><br />The<br />MUMMY<br />returns...! ! ;-)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-4119046424752800695?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-33323131667308612622006-11-08T17:55:00.000-08:002006-11-08T17:59:51.499-08:00cMuLa NuNg bAtA aQ...<br /><br /><br />MarAmInG bGaY aNg NbAg0..<br /><br /><br />UgALi..<br /><br /><br />KaIbIgAn..<br /><br /><br />pEr0 1 bGaY lNg AnG hND..<br /><br /><br />lAm m0 qNg aNo Un??<br /><br /><br />FISHBOL,<br />50c pa rn!<br /><br />gUd am!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-3332313166730861262?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-448729846307864502006-11-08T17:40:00.000-08:002006-11-08T17:45:54.537-08:00Nkakita knb<br />ng white lady<br />s balete?<br /><br /><br /><br />0 matusok<br />ng ice pick<br />s pglakad<br />s t0nd0?<br /><br /><br /><br />Nka pik-up knb<br />ng pr0sti<br />s quez0n ave.?<br /><br /><br /><br />Npg 3pan ng TBS<br />s sampal0c<br /><br /><br /><br />p mpa-ramb0l<br />s sta.ana?<br /><br /><br /><br />Ndukutan knb<br />s dvis0ria.?<br /><br /><br /><br />O nai-snatchan ng<br />bag s letre.?<br /><br /><br /><br />Naho0ldup knb<br />s recto?<br /><br /><br /><br />0 maagawan ng<br />celf0ne<br />s m0numento?<br /><br /><br /><br />Tara na! Byahe tay0!<br />Nang ating makita ang<br />ganda ng<br />PILIPINAS at galing ng<br />PILIPINO!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-44872984630786450?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-75105373849180765772006-11-08T17:35:00.000-08:002006-11-08T17:39:03.914-08:00pg<br />ngumingti<br />isng ta0<br />my dhln<br />pwdng<br />iniicp nya<br />ta0ng mhl nya<br />o ky nmn<br />inluv sya!<br />ky pg nkkta<br />ktng<br />ngumingiti.....<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />"DIOS ko, SEX n nmn inicp n2!"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-7510537384918076577?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-39559221092760951962006-11-08T17:32:00.000-08:002006-11-08T17:35:19.815-08:00Rdhorse<br />sNa<br />bbLin<br />k)<br />pEro naaLa2<br />kita kya<br />ngl0ad<br />nLng ak0<br />kHit<br />fv0rite<br />k0 un<br />ttiisn k0<br />kHit<br />mgLwy<br />pKo<br /><br />an0<br />b<br />nMn<br />un<br />Rdhorse!<br /><br /><br /><br />eh,mAs<br />mLkas kp<br />dun,,<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-3955922109276095196?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-81308681475557019022006-11-08T17:26:00.000-08:002006-11-08T17:29:53.468-08:00Mg ingat<br />s mga<br />laLaking<br />"uy-ay"<br /><br /><br />uy!<br />mAy<br />k)tse<br /><br />ay!<br />hIram<br />pAla<br /><br />uy!<br />bading<br /><br />ay!<br />dAming<br />utang<br /><br />uy!<br />mach)<br /><br />ay!<br />sup0t<br />pala..BWAHAHAHA!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-8130868147555701902?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-13523480883456292452006-11-08T17:21:00.000-08:002006-11-08T17:31:57.498-08:00What did MILENYO say to the coconut tree?<br />"You better hold on to your nuts, boy! This aint no ordinary blow job!" (ENJOY THE RAINY DAY! HAVE SEX Wt SOMEONE).<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-1352348088345629245?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-62450553655651404712006-11-08T17:16:00.000-08:002006-11-08T17:31:23.181-08:00As proposed by GMA, sex will now be taxed. Upon penetration, VAT - Vaginal Access Tax. If more than ten minutes inside, Burial Tax. Upon withdrawal, Exit Tax. Those who don't have sex life, Idle Asset Tax. Those who practice withdrawal method of birth control, Withholding Tax. Entering other than wife - Road Users Tax. Kung multiple ejection, Multiple Taxation. Kung matuloy ito, sa'yo pa lang makakaahon na ang Pilipinas sa lahat ng utang!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-6245055365565140471?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-27904395162143491192006-11-08T17:11:00.000-08:002006-11-08T17:31:00.458-08:00Baldo: Pre lgyan mo nga ko ng tatoo.<br />Jun: Bkit?<br /><br />Baldo: Mdlas kc ak)ng mpgkmlan n bading.<br />Jun: Cge san kta la2gyan ng tatoo?<br /><br />Baldo: s kilay n lng pra mataray!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-2790439516214349119?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-47380691574193863102006-11-08T17:05:00.000-08:002006-11-08T17:30:39.773-08:00Bading: miss may XXL b kayo n condom?<br /><br />Miss: meron po,bibili b kyo?<br /><br /><br /><br />Bading: hindi, aabangan ko ung bibili nyan!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-4738069157419386310?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-21059532924811917062006-11-08T16:59:00.000-08:002006-11-08T17:30:21.260-08:00Husband, coming home from church. Suddenly lifted his wife & carried her.<br /><br />Wife: Wow! Did d priest tel u to be romantic?<br />Husband: No. He told me to carry my cross!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-2105953292481191706?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-547526113028385989.post-50223371870886817152006-11-08T15:45:00.001-08:002006-11-08T16:59:07.498-08:00<div align="justify">This blog is all about the daily test messages that I receive from Pareng Edwin. There isn't a day that I don't receive a message from him except when I am in Malaysia.</div><div align="justify"></div><br /><div align="justify">I just found it interesting to compile. Some of them are funny, some are corny, and a few serious religious messages.</div><div align="justify"> </div><br /><div align="justify">Maybe someday, I'm going to need all this. Who knows?</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/547526113028385989-5022337187088681715?l=parengedwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jay Lagathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10117193933024567886noreply@blogger.com0