Tax proposal, 12Oct2006

As proposed by GMA, sex will now be taxed. Upon penetration, VAT - Vaginal Access Tax. If more than ten minutes inside, Burial Tax. Upon withdrawal, Exit Tax. Those who don't have sex life, Idle Asset Tax. Those who practice withdrawal method of birth control, Withholding Tax. Entering other than wife - Road Users Tax. Kung multiple ejection, Multiple Taxation. Kung matuloy ito, sa'yo pa lang makakaahon na ang Pilipinas sa lahat ng utang!